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Or I Could Just Shoot The Guy
by Ernie Schenck
If you’ve seen Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, you’ll
remember the scene in the bazaar where Indiana confronts the swordsman
in black, wielding his scimitar, threatening to slice Professor Jones
into so many flesh, leather and khaki ribbons. I have a copy of the
original screenplay and it calls for a long, drawn-out sword fight
between Jones and the swordsman. But the day before Steven Spielberg was
scheduled to shoot the scene, Harrison Ford came down with a horrific
case of food poisoning. Ford tried to pull off the sword fight, but it
was no use. He was sick as a dog, needed to get back to his trailer and
so, of course, he improvised. He pulled out his pistol and shot the
swordsman dead.
Jazz pianist Keith Jarrett has performed entire concerts. He doesn’t
practice. He doesn’t rehearse. He doesn’t have to. He makes the entire
thing up on the fly. “People think if you do something 500 times,
somehow you know it,” Jarrett contends. “Well, the more you do these
things, the harder it is to really do them as new. I never go with what I
feel an audience wants and also I’m not even going with what I want.
I’m just trying to let my feelings tell me; show me a sound I haven’t
heard.”
Improvisation is a talent of staggering proportions. The ability to pull
an idea out of the air, with virtually no time, no deliberate thought,
no sense of what could be called a quantifiable direction, is something
that actors, comedians and musicians covet mightily. And so they should.
And so should you and I.
Will Burns is a consultant, founder of virtual ideation company,
Ideasicle, and a contributing columnist at Forbes.com. Recently, Will
did a piece on a social media incident involving a Facebook post and
Bodyform, the feminine hygiene products company. As it turns out, a
snarky guy named Richard posted this, um, cynical observation on
Bodyform’s advertising:
“Hi, as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years. As
a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this
wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many
things, I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding, rollercoasters,
dancing, parachuting, why couldn’t I get to enjoy this time of joy and
‘blue water’ and wings!! Dam my penis! Then I got a girlfriend, was so
happy and couldn’t wait for the joyous adventurous time of the month to
happen…you lied!! There was no joy, no extreme sports, no blue water
spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had
to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh
bodddyyyyyyfooorrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuu as my lady changed from the
loving, gentle, normal skin colored lady to the little girl from The
Exorcist with added venom and extra 360-degree head spin. Thanks for
setting me up for a fall bodyform, you crafty bugger…”
Needless to say, a lot of brands hate this sort of thing. It’s exactly
the reason so many fear the perceived vulnerability that comes from
having a digital presence. Not Bodyform. Instead of running for the
hills, they pivoted on a dime with a mock apology video, the kind of
quick turnaround that would have been right at home on Second City.
In the clip, fictional CEO Caroline Williams, fesses up about the
company’s advertising over the years. “What you’ve seen in our
advertisements so far isn’t a factual representation of events, you’re
right. The flagrant use of visualization such as skydiving,
rollerblading and mountain biking—you forgot horse riding, Richard—are
actually metaphors, they’re not real. There’s no such thing as a happy
period.”
This is something new. And social media has made it so. Brands need to
be agile now. And so do you. In the new media landscape, you’re going to
need a new talent in your quiver. An ability to turn on a dime and
react to real-time pressures in a creative, rapid-response manner. In a
word, improv.
As Burns points out, “Brands are no longer so carefully crafted,
calculated and canned that we must plan in the fall, produce in the
winter, launch in the spring and maintain in the summer. There’s little
that’s static about a brand’s performance in the marketplace today.”
Creative improv is about acceptance. Keeping a fluid mind. Accepting
creative challenges as they’re thrown at you instead of resisting them,
doesn’t mean you do anything the client wants. It doesn’t mean you throw
craft out the window. It just means respecting the objection instead of
giving it the brush-off. It means keeping an open mind. Let the
resistance in, riff off it and see if it gets you to a better place. It
frequently does. ca