Duration: I probably started when I was four. It took a while to get here though. I must be a bit of a slow learner.

Staff: Just me. Well there's a cat that usually hangs around. She isn't of much use though; her drawings are terrible. There's also my reps, Colagene; they’re much more useful than my cat.

Education: Went to a super conceptual art school and was trained to make rigid academic installation art. Um...I guess that didn't work out.

Cultural Influences: Originality is the art of concealing your sources. Which, admittedly, I don't do very well. But just telling you would be cheating.

Environment: Generally messy.

Philosophy: If it looks good, it is good.