Names :30 (Open on a woman greeting a guy in a nightclub) Woman: Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Cindy. (Cut to the same woman greeting a different guy) Woman: Hi, I'm Jan. (We see cut after cut of her greeting guys around Vegas) Woman: (yelling over loud music) I'm Marsha! (Cut) Woman: I'm Rachel. (Cut) Woman: Hi, I'm Monica. (Cut) Woman: I'm Phoebe. (Cut) Woman: I'm Carrie. (Cut) Woman: Charlotte. (Cut) Woman: Miranda. (Cut) Woman: (sexy voice) Samantha. (Cut) Woman: Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Xena. Guy: Xena? Woman: Yes, Xena. (Cut) Woman: I'm Lucy, this is my friend Ethel. (Cut) Woman: My name's Louise, call me Weezy. (Cut) Woman: Hi, I'm Ginger. Guy: Ginger, I'm Cliff, this is my buddy Norm. (The woman is stunned) Title card: What Happens Here, Stays Here. Logo: Only Vegas "Punch Drunk" :30 (Open on a trainer pushing through a crowd of photographers and reporters to get to a locker room) Trainer: I wanna see my fighter, come on! (The trainer enters the locker room and confronts a badly beaten boxer. The boxer's bodyguards, crew and posse are standing around in stunned silence) Trainer: (holding up two fingers) Kid, how many fingers I got up? Boxer: Four. (The trainer can see that his boxer is messed up) Trainer: What city are we in? Boxer: I don't know. (The trainer leans in closely) Trainer: (Quietly) Do you remember what you did last night? Boxer: No. (The trainer leans in even closer) Trainer: (Very quietly) Do you remember what I did last night? Boxer: No. (The trainer smiles and announces to the entourage) Trainer: He's fine! It's all good, let 'em in! (The crowd of reporters and photographers pours into the locker room) Title card: What Happens Here, Stays Here. Title Card: Only Vegas "Parents" :30 (Open on a teenage boy frantically cleaning up the aftermath of a house party. His parents are arriving home. They pull their luggage out of a cab and enter the house. The boy runs to the front door to greet them) Mom and Dad: (Happy) Hey honey! Son: (Nervous) Hey. Dad: So, what've you been up to? Son: Nothing. What have you guys been up to? Dad: (Awkward pause) Nothing. (Mom and Dad sneak off up the stairs) Title card: What Happens Here, Stays Here. Title card: Only Vegas