No Crazy… Stir Crazy :30 (Open on a man and woman in their kitchen) Woman: Stamps are going up another 3 cents. Man (passively): That's crazy. (Suddenly, an Asian man appears) Asian Man: No crazy… Stir Crazy. (Cut to Stir Crazy logo. Cut to coworkers in an office building) Man 1: Jenkins upped our quota by 10%. Man 2: That's crazy. (Suddenly, the Asian man appears again) Asian Man: No crazy… Stir Crazy. (Cut to Stir Crazy logo. Cut to Moms in a park) Woman 1: And she wanted $12 an hour for babysitting. Woman 2: That's crazy. (The women look around as if they expect an Asian man to appear. Cut to the Asian man who has been pulled over by the police. Cut to Stir Crazy logo)