Swear Jar Guy: What's that? Girl: That's a Swear Jar, every time someone swears you put a quarter in it. Guy: Who get's the money? Girl: I don't know, we'll use it to buy something for the office, like a case of Bud Light or something. Guy: Bleep awesome. Guy: Bleep you Bob. Bob: Bleep you Jim. Receptionist: Eric I have a bleep on line three for you. GIRL: Can I borrow your pen? GUY: (sighs). GIRL: Can I borrow your bleep pen? Loud Speaker: Will the owner of a white station wagon please go bleep yourself. Manager: We're gonna go down there and we're gonna bleep some bleep we're gonna bleep, we're gonna bleeeeep, we're gonna bleep, we're gonna bleep. Girl at copier: Poop. Guy in cubicle: Doesn't count. Girl at copier: Shut the bleep up. Manager: I am so proud of you bleep suckers. Manager: Hear hear. Super: ©2007 Anheuser-Busch, Bud Light®, St. Louis, MO