Blow Hole Bob: :30 Altoid Choclate Dipped Mints (Open on Bob, a receptionist, manning the phones at a downtown doctor's office. He's normal looking except for the fact that when he takes a sip of coffee it shoots out the back of his head majestically like a blowhole. He senses a young man staring at him and spins toward him) Bob: Did you need something, or...? SFX: PFFFFFFFFFFF! Reed: Sorry, I was just wondering… SFX: PFFFFFFFFFFF! (Another loud blow-hole spout occurs) Reed: …Are those the new chocolate dipped Altoids? (Bob looks down at his desk and sees the shiny new tin) Bob: Yes. (Bob passes Reed the tin causing lots of water to fall off his desk) Title fades up. Reed (VO): New dark chocolate dipped Altoids. Title: Curious? (Reed enjoys the mint off camera) (crunch, crunch) Mmmm. Banana Hands" :30 Altoid Chocolate Dipped Mints (Open on Allen, a man with bananas for fingers working in his cube. He is reading a spread sheet, filing, drumming his banana fingers on the desk. Bill, a co-worker, is staring. Allen: (irritated) What? Bill: I'm sorry, I couldn't help but notice. Are those ...the new chocolate dipped Altoids? (Allen glances down to the shiny tin on his desk) Allen: Yes. (He pushes the tin toward Bill) Anncr. (VO): New dark chocolate dipped altoids. Title Fades Up: Curious? (Bill enjoys the mint off camera) Bill (VO): (crunch, crunch ) Mmmm. "Half Deer Edward" :30 Altoid Chocolate Dipped Mints (Open on a guy, Edward, who is half man half deer. He is sitting, reading the paper at an outdoor cafe. He goes to take a sip of coffee like a deer. As he goes back to reading he senses people are staring at him. He sighs. Tired of this reoccuring problem, then angrily slaps his paper down) Edward: Go ahead and ask! (He catches a couple off guard and they jump back. The guy hesitates, then speaks) Bill: Oh, um, sorry. Couldn't help but notice. Are those... (Edward waves his hoof as if drawing out the inevitable question) Bill: ...chocolate dipped Altoids? (Edward just pushes the tin toward them with his hoof) Anncr. (VO): New dark chocolate dipped Altoids. Title Fades Up: Curious? (The couple enjoys the mints off camera) Bill (VO): (crunch, crunch) Mmmm.