Amee Shah, art director
Matt Ian/
Clay Weiner, writers
Kevin Roddy, executive creative director
Crandall Miller, The Whitehouse, editor
Max Goldman, HSI Productions, director of photography
Julien Christian Lutz, HSI Productions, director
Rob Fielack, Nutmeg Audio Post, sound designer
Taj Critchlow/
jDIGGZ, Maxamus Entertainment, music
John Winter, HSI Productions, producer
Lisa Setten, senior producer
Bruce Wellington, executive agency producer
The Whitehouse, post-production company
HSI Productions, production company
The Mill, visual effects company
Bartle Bogle Hegarty New York, ad agency
Smirnoff, client
"Tea Partay" 2:15 (Open on a convertible driving through a wealthy suburb) Prep Shout-Outs: P-unit foreva. P-unit, what's up fellas. Yo, yo, yo- where my wasps at? M.V. Martha's Vineyard, holla back. Tell Buffy to churp me. (Cut to wo preppy girls waving at the car. The convertible pulls up to a valet, who opens the car door for the Prep guys. Prep guys exit the car and strut up the stairs. The leader of P-Unit with his crew begin to start rapping in various areas of a country club) Prep: Yo - Straight outta of Cape Cod. We keepin it real. We're gonna have a party. That makes the ladies squeal (Close-up of a woman's mouth. Cut to P-unit rapping at night) Prep: We're gonna turn it out with our parents' riches. We'll serve Smirnoff Raw Tea. (Close-up of finger sandwiches. Cut back to P-Unit rapping at country club and preppy girls dancing) Prep: And finger sandwiches. We keeps it real, by "real" we mean, rich. (Close-up of maps of New Hampshire and Vermont. Cut back to P-Unit rapping and preppy girls dancing) Prep: From New Hampshire, to Vermont, from The Mainline to Greenwich. 'Cause no one's harder than a New England Gangsta. We drink Raw Tea on the southwing veranda. (Close-up of critter pants. Close-up of sockless loafer. Cut back to P-Unit rapping and preppy girls dancing Preppy Girls: (Chorus) Let's have a Tea Partay. Prep: High tea in the parlor. Makes the ladies holler. Preppy Girls: Let's have a Tea Partay. Prep: Smirnoff Raw Tea. Lemon. Peach. And Raspberry. (Cut to P-Unit on tennis court with preppy girls dancing) Prep: We sail on yachts and ride on horses. Every meal we eat... (Close-up of lobster being broken open. Close-up of plate with four sets of silverware, each for a different course. Cut back to P-Unit on tennis court with preppy girls dancing) Prep: ...Comes in multiple courses. When it's time to party. We have a Tea Partay. And we keeps it real the old money way. Haters like to clown our Ivy League educations. But they're just jealous 'cause our families run the nation. (Close-up of old black and white photos of businessmen. Cut back to P-Unit on tennis court with preppy girls dancing) Prep: Yo, where's the love? At the Tea Partay! But if you're gonna show up, send an RSVP our way. (Cut back to P-Unit rapping in various areas of a country club and on yacht) Preppy Girls: (Chorus) Let's have a Tea Partay. Prep: High tea in the parlor. Makes the ladies holler. Let's have a Tea Partay. Prep: Smirnoff Raw Tea Lemon. Peach. And Raspberry. (Cut to P-unit rapping at night) Prep: We play croquet. And we go roller blading. Here's to the homies on lock for insider trading. It's a Tea Partay From Maine to Amagansett. We might be vanilla, but our Labs are chocolate (Close-up of black lab. Cut back to P-Unit rapping at night) Prep: We chillin' from our heads, in white tennis visors. Right down to our toes In a pair of Topsiders. So now it's time to break. But please will you promote Smirnoff Raw Tea Partays and we'll send a thank you note…in cursive. Preppy Girls: Tea Partay, Tea Partay, Let's have a Tea Partay.