Inner Cowboy :30 Music: Western music under spot. (Open in a bathroom. Teenager takes a bite of his Western Whopper. He looks in the mirror at his peach fuzz and pats the peach fuzz) Anncr. (VO): Feed that moustache, son. (Cut to the King sporting a gigantic moustache, doing a Western dance. Cut to an office at lunch time. Two guys with subtle moustaches are in the breakroom holding Western Whopper sandwiches. At the same time they both take huge bites and as they put the sandwiches down, both are now sporting huge Western-style moustaches) Anncr. (VO): Eat it while it lasts, curly. (Cut to the King sporting a gigantic moustache, doing a Western dance. Cut to four grandmothers playing bridge. They all have Western-style moustaches. There are half-eaten Western Whopper sandwiches in front of them. Cut to one grandmother twisting the tip of her moustache like an old West gambler) Anncr. (VO): It's chow time, ladies. (Cut to the King sporting a gigantic moustache, doing a Western dance. Cut to a woman, with a large moustache, finishing her Western Whopper. The wrapper falls to the grass, her dog begins licking it. The dog looks up, now it has a huge Western moustache) Anncr. (VO): Yeeee-haa! Western Whopper. Flame-broiled beef, bacon and barbeque sauce. Logo: Western WHOPPER® (Cut to a tight shot of the Western Whopper. Pull out to reveal the King holding the Western Whopper) Anncr. (VO): Bring out your inner cowboy, cowboy. "Office Cowboys" :30 (Open in an office at lunch time. Two guys with subtle moutaches are in the breakroom holding Western Whopper sandwiches) Office Worker 1: Did you hear about the panda? (At the same time they both go to take huge bites) Office Worker 2: Oh my…I couldn't believe that. (They both go to take another huge bite of their Western Whopper and as they put the sandwiches down both are now sporting huge old Western-style moustaches. Office Worker 1 takes another bite and as he puts the Whopper down his eyebrows have grown dramatically) Office Worker 2: (giggles) Anncr. (VO): Western WHOPPER®. Flame-broiled beef, bacon and barbeque sauce. Logo: Western WHOPPER URL: PETMOUSTACHE.COM (Cut to a tight shot of the Western Whopper. Pull out to reveal the King holding the Western Whopper) Annrc. (VO): Bring out your inner cowboy, cowboy. "Sorority Stache" :30 (Open in a sorority house: Phi Alpha Zeta. A blonde sorority sister is sitting on the couch staring at her Western Whopper. Cut to two other blonde sorority sisters sporting blonde moustaches and holding Western Whopper sandwiches. Cut back to the girl sitting on the couch. She takes a big bite of the Western Whopper and as she brings the Western Whopper down she is sporting a brown moustache. Cut to the two other sorority screaming at the top of their lungs. Cut to the sorority sister on the couch screaming at the top of her lungs. Cut back to the two other sisters) Sorority Girl: You're not a real blonde? (Cut to the girl on the couch with a guilty smile on her face. Cut to one of the blonde moustached sorority girls whispering to the other) Sorority Girl: I told you. (Cut to the sorority girl on the couch continuing to hold a guilty smile on her face) Anncr. (VO): Western WHOPPER. Flame-broiled beef, bacon and barbeque sauce. Logo: Western WHOPPER® URL: PETMOUSTACHE.COM (Cut to a tight shot of the Western Whopper. Pull out to reveal the King holding the Western Whopper) Anncr. (VO): Bring out your inner cowboy, cowboy.