Online Advertising (Open on Fidel Castro at a press conference) Castro: Comrades. Many of you have been worried about my health because of my absence from the Cuban political stage. Camera Card: Fidel Castro Video Game Review. Castro (VO): I am announcing that I have been playing COD4: Modern Warfare. Uh, my title card and music, please. (Cut to game footage) Castro (VO): COD4: Modern Warfare is very fun. Not since baseball has America given us something this exciting. (Cut to a photo of Castro at a baseball game) Castro (VO): But, though I love the game, I must bring up one thing. The battles? Very, very intense. (Cut back to conference) Castro: But I assure you, I am fit. And my personal doctor monitors my pulse after every level to make sure there is not too much exhilaration. (Cut to a photo of Fidel and brother Raul) Castro (VO): But just in case, my brother Raul is not permitted to play the game at the same time. Logo Up: [2.4 cigar graphic] Castro: In the end, I must ding Call of Duty for being too intense. So, 2.4 cigars out of 10. Gracias. Camera Card: Fidel Castro Video Game Review.