(Open on Qaddafi at a press conference) Qaddafi: I have reviewed the first-person shooter, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. (Cut to game footage) Qaddafi (VO): It has non-stop action, and some devious threats that even I, Muammar Qaddafi, find ingenious. (Cut to press conference) Qaddafi: It also inflicts some tasty punishment on the evil Americans. (Cut to game footage) Qaddafi (VO): But, as excited as I am, game developers, c'mon. You say this is an "unnamed Arab country?" Fictional?! This is Libya! It's obviously Tripoli! Pretending this isn't Libya is as stupid as pretending Liberty City isn't New York. If this isn't Libya, then a camel doesn't poop in the desert. Camel? Pooping in the desert? Like a bear? Never mind. (Cut to game footage) Qaddafi (VO): There. That's Ba'ab Al-Bahr! And there, that's the Sharah Magarief! I have seen many journalists and dissidents dealt with there! Check out those RPGs. And, freeze! That's the Tripoli beach. You can practically see the hot babes in their tropical-print burqas! Qaddafi: Until they have the figs to call Libya, Libya, I refuse to give Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare a rating. Camera Card Up. Super: Muammar al-Qaddafi video game review.