“Lefty” :30 (Open on A.J. Pierzynski talking into camera) A.J.: I’ve got a couple of traditions. Like if I’m catching against a lefthander. I’ve got to use my left hand for everything that day. (Cut to A.J. in locker room. Buttoning shirt with left hand) A.J.: If there’s a lefty pitching that night on the mound... (Cut to him trying to do various tasks with his left hand. Attempting Rubik’s Cube and it falls onto ground) A.J.: (VO) ...I’ve got to do everything with my left hand. (Cut back to locker room. Jersey is improperly buttoned) A.J.: It’s kind of my thing. (Cut to him signing child’s baseball. Writes A.J. in huge sloppy letters. Kid looks confused) A.J.: Here you go buddy. (Cut to him trying to button his shirt and pants. He’s having some trouble) A.J.: Is it a hassle? I don’t know. (Close up on his face. He’s covered in nicks from shaving) A.J.: Is winning a hassle? (Still struggling with shirt and pants. Beuhrle walks by) A.J.: Hey Beuhrles mind giving me a hand here? Beuhrle: Absolutely not. A.J. (VO): We need to draft more righties. Super: White Sox logo