"Civil War" :30 (Open on a battlefield. Both Union and Confederate soldiers are preparing for battle. Cut to two Union soldiers advancing. A third soldier joins them. He's wearing a Revolutionary War British Redcoat outfit. Phil: Frank, what are you doing? Frank: Fighting the rebels, Phil. Phil: You're ruining the entire Civil War reenactment. Frank: Look, I know it's the wrong war and all. But I got this great deal on eBay, so… (Union soldier #2 admires Frank's Redcoat outfit) Soldier #2: Wow, that's an authentic British Redcoat. (A Confederate soldier who's supposed to be playing dead, lifts his arm to point to Frank's Redcoat) Dead Guy: That's beautiful. Frank: Oh, hey, Ed. Dead Guy: I love the lace. (Soldier#2 steps close to admire the detail) Soldier #2: And look at this embroidery. Frank: (proudly) I know. It's just so gorgeous. Phil: It's the wrong century. (From off camera, another Union soldier, John, enters on a Segway. As he cruises by, he glances over at Phil) John: Lighten up, Phil. Anncr. (VO): Deals that will have people talking. Find them on eBay.