“Airport” :30 (Open on an elderly couple preparing to go through the security checkpoint at an airport) Guard: Boarding passes out. Old Man: (complaining) I don’t even understand why I took this. (The old man starts to dump his bag into a bin) Guard: Sir, you don’t need to dump that out. Old Man: No? Guard: No… (he then speaks to the old woman) Ma ‘am, you’re going to have to take your shoes off. Old Woman: My shoes off? Guard: Yes Ma ‘am. (The old man begins to remove his shirt) Guard: Sir, not your shirt. We don’t need... just your belt. Take off your belt. Old Woman: You want me to take off my shirt? Guard: No Ma ‘am. No. Old Woman: My shirt? Guard: Your shoes Ma ‘am. Old Woman: My, I…I wish you would make up your mind. Guard: Take off your shoes. Old Man: He just told me to take my shirt off. (Cut to black) Super: Old people outvote young people 2 to 1. Super: Just sayin’ Super: Choose or Lose Logo. Chooseorlose.com. MTV logo Old Man (VO): Place is run by a bunch of jackasses.