Puppies :45 Anncr.: (in the manner of a racetrack announcer) And they're off. Out of the gate it's "Let's Get A Puppy," with "Please Daddy Please" and "Can We, Can We." Right away it's "Who's Going to Walk It" followed by "I Will, I Will" and "Can We, Can We" will not let up. Now here comes "Pet Store" and on the inside it's "Cockapoos," it's "Yorkipoos," it's "Pekepoos." And oh no, it's "I Love Them All" quickly followed by "Just Pick One." But "Just Pick One" doesn't stand a chance. Now it's "Sobbing," it's "Screaming" and "Nose" is running fast. And in the end it's "Car Full of Puppies," "Houseful of Poo" and "Who Gives a Flying Shitzu." SFX: Starting gate opens. Anncr.: For a better time, go to the track. National Thoroughbred Racing. We bet you love it. "Dance Club" :45 Anncr.: (in the manner of a racetrack announcer) And they're off. Out of the gate it's "Dance Club" with "Your Buddies" and "Look Out Ladies." On the inside of "Dance Club" it's "Eye Contact" with "Leggy Blonde." Now it's "Leggy Blonde" with "Big Smile." And here comes "Slow Dancing" with "Gazing Eyes." Now making a move it's "Your Lips." It's "Your Lips" all over "Button Nose." It's "Your Lips" all over "Ear Lobe." It's "Your Lips" all over "Adam's Apple," I don't believe it, where the heck did "Adam's Apple" come from? Now it's "Leggy Blonde" with "Deep Voice" and "What's The Matter Dude?" And in the end, it's "Run Forrest Run," "Don't Look Back" and "I Thought I Smelled Aqua Velva." SFX: Starting gate opens. Anncr.: For a better time, go to the track. National Thoroughbred Racing. We bet you love it. "Son" :45 Anncr.: (in the manner of a racetrack announcer) And they're off. Out of the gate it's "Relaxing Weekend" with a "A Good Book." Here comes "First Interruption" with "Daddy Can I Borrow The Car." Next up it's "Your Wife" with "Honey Can I Have Some Money." "Relaxing Weekend" is starting to fade. Oh, but here comes the favorite, "Your Only Son" with "Hesitation" and "Can We Talk." Immediately followed by "Dad I'm Gay." And here comes "What'd You Say." Followed by "Dad I'm Gay." Now it's "Excuse Me." Followed by "Dad I'm Gay." It's "Say What." Followed by "Dad I'm Gay," "I Have A Boyfriend" and "His Name is Todd." And in the end it's gonna be "A Supportive Father," with "Is He Cute" and "Do You Still Like Football." SFX: Starting gate opens. Anncr.: For a better time, go to the track. National Thoroughbred Racing. We bet you love it.