“American Family” :60 (Clips from past popular family TV shows. Actors wear digitally-altered Super Bowl garb as they gather in anticipation of the big game) Richie: All right, it’s party time. I got three different kinds of pretzels. I got six different kinds of soda. Brenda: Chocolate ice cream, vanilla ice cream… (Cut to Jerry and Kramer) Jerry: Forty-eight pack of waffles? A gallon of barbeque sauce? Andy: Twenty seconds to go time. Dwight: Got it. Carb up. SFX: Doorbell. Paulie: I’ll get it. Jerry: Hello, Newman. Bar: Norm! Mike: Hi there, how are my girls? Rose: We’re ready to serve the appetizers. Uncle Jesse: Great, we’ll be down there. Luke: We got ya, Uncle Jesse. Peter: You’re already here? No way! Ahhh! Ernie: Hey, come on in guys. Karl: No…don’t…don’t, Steve! (Football crashes through a window) Marsha: Ow, my nose! Steve: Did I do that? Barney: Everyone, everyone. If I may direct your attention to the television… TV Anncr. 1: It feels great to have you all here for Super Bowl forty-five. TV Anncr. 2: The air is electric here in Dallas. Gloria: This is my favorite day in America. Homer: (Trying to find a place to sit) Excuse me. Pardon me. Fonzie: It’s a beautiful day for anything and everything, right? Super: Best. Fans. Ever. Stan: Hurry, we can’t miss the commercials! Cartman: Ah! Ahhh!