Goat Milk Machine :30 (Open on a shepherd from biblical times—Abraham—working the concession stand at a movie theater. A man from modern times approaches to buy a drink) Employee: May I help you? Customer: Yeah, I'll take one medium soda please. Employee: One medium goat's milk, coming right up. Customer: Uh, no. Um... (There's a goat on the countertop instead of a fountain pop machine. The employee places a medium cup under the goat's belly and begins to milk it. After a few squirts of milk the tap runs dry. He tries flicking the udder, but it doesn't help) Employee: Sorry, but I have to change the goat. Changing the goat! (He picks up the goat and puts it behind the counter and lifts up another one and resumes milking) Employee: She brings milk. (Cut to black) Super: The Chosen Festival. The Toronto Jewish Film Festival logo. TJFF May 7-15. "Parting of the Cola" :30 (Open inside a movie theater lobby. Suddenly, a man walking with his girlfriend drops his big gulp of soda on the lobby floor. The festival janitor—Moses—approaches. He pushes a mop bucket with a staff-like mop and stands beside the puddle. Raising his arms, mop staff in hand, he summons the power of God) Moses: Wind, earth, fire, cola! I command thee! (Wind blows through his hair and beard. The lights flicker, as the sound of thunder rumbles through the theater when all of a sudden, the little puddle of soda begins to part. The whole scene is anticlimactic as the woman, unimpressed, walks through the parted puddle. Moses holds his pose and nods) Moses: My lady. (He turns his head, checking her out) Moses: The land of milk and honey. (As she walks through the parted cola, her boyfriend tries to follow. Moses drops his mop staff and releases the soda onto the boyfriend's loafers) Moses: Loser. (Cut to black) Super: The Chosen Festival. The Toronto Jewish Film Festival logo. TJFF May 7-15.