Grandma :30 (Open on a 20-something year-old girl giving everyone in her family a True Blood DVD. They are loving it. She gets to her Grandma and hands her one, too) Grandma: What's this, honey? Girl: OK, Grandma. So, it's this show about this crazy town in Louisiana that is filled with sex-crazed vampires and they all want Sookie's blood. Grandma: Whose blood? Girl: Sookie. She's a waitress and a fairy and a mind reader. Some people call her a fangbanger, but those people are religious freaks, no offense. (Grandma is confused) Girl: Her best friend Tara lives with a she-demon who sometimes makes Tara's eyes go all black and the whole town has a huge orgy. Merry Christmas, Grandma, I love you so much. Super: The perfect gift for almost everyone. (Cut to a card featuring the True Blood box set) Super: Available on Blu-ray™, DVD and Digital Download