Test Shipment :30 (Open at a FedEx office. A customer is talking to a FedEx office team member) Guy: I heard FedEx can ship my clubs when I go on golf trips? FXO Team Member: Right to your hotel. Guy: Great. Let's do a test shipment first with some stuff that's a little less precious than my clubs. FXO Team Member: That's not necessary, but… (The guy reaches down and puts a wedding dress on the counter. Guy: My fiancee's wedding dress. (He reaches down and pulls up an odd looking machine) Guy: My prototype for cold fusion. (He unfolds an old map) Guy: And this map to the fountain of youth my friend Ponce gave me. (Just then a child walks up to the counter, speaking in an adult voice with a Ponce De Leon accent) Little Ponce: I'm gonna need that back, beautiful. VO/SUPER: We understand. Nothing's more important than your clubs. Anncr. (VO): Let FedEx Office pack and ship your clubs, luggage and more. Super: FedExCup Super: fedexcup.com/ship "Shrink Ray" :30 (Open on an interior office building. An employee walks by his boss's office, just as the boss uses a huge shrink ray to shrink his golf clubs to pocket size. There's a big flash and tech-y noises. The employee runs into the office) Employee: What are you doing?! Boss: Well, I'm going on vacation and it's a pain hauling golf clubs through the airport, so I shrunk 'em. (He throws them in the pocket of his khakis) Employee: Just use FedEx, they'll ship them right to your hotel. Boss: (Cocky) Ben, I think you've mistaken me for a guy without a shrink ray. Employee: How do you reverse it? Boss: I haven't thought of that yet. (Cut to a 4-inch intern walking into the office, struggling to drag a full-size FedEx package into the room) Intern: (High-pitched, exhausted) What? VO/Super: We understand. Nothing's more important than your clubs. Anncr. (VO): Let FedEx Office pack and ship your clubs, luggage and more. Super: FedExCup Super: fedexcup.com/ship “Baby Monitor” :30 (Open on a couple sleeping. The man sits up in bed) Man: You hear something? Woman: No. (A baby monitor shows his golf clubs) Man: No they’re fine. (He lays back down, but can’t get to sleep) Man: I’m gonna check on them anyway. VO/Super: Nothing’s more important than your clubs. Anncr. (VO): Let FedEx Office pack and ship your clubs. Super: FedExCup