Seattle International Film Festival Documentary, Documentary." :60 Trailer Lyrics (VO):There's a type of film You shouldn't miss– The actors could be normal folks. Your boss, your barber or that woman from your nephew's bris! Doc-u-mentary, Doc-u-mentary. Taxidermy! Amputee Golfers! Moose! Trapeze Artists! Rocket Science! Cous-cous! These are all things you could see in a- Doc-u-mentary, doc-u-mentary. Nude skydiving! Whale Migration! Malaria! Lesbian Loggers! Whistling! Cheesemaking in Kabardino-Balkaria! The camera may be shaky, the sound may not be clear. The actors get paid with 15 minutes of fame and cheap, domestic beer! Doc-u-mentary, doc-u-mentary. No make up artists or fancy sets. Just a camera guy named Hans in sweats! Doc-u-mentary. Doc-u-mentary. Title Card: Seattle International Film Festival May 18 - June 11, 2006 Seattle International Film Festival "Films, Films, Films!" :60 TV Lyrics (VO): Hey there, why are you sittin' around? There's a whole world of films awaitin' downtown! Animation, drama, black comedy, spoof! From places like Macedonia and Duluth! Let's all go see films, films, films! Those wonderful films, films, films, films, films! Maybe you've heard they're foreign or weird? That's what you thought of your neighbor with a beard. Until you went and met him one day, And found out he's fun, and interesting and possibly gay! It's kinda like films, films, films. Those wonderful films, films, films, films, films! Title Card: Seattle International Film Festival May 18- June 11, 2006 Seattle International Film Festival "Black Comedy Polka" :60 Trailer Lyrics (VO): Should you laugh or should you cry? You're confused and we know why. There's nothing else it could be. It must be black com-ed-y! Take cannibalism- not funny at all! But add a scorned lover, some phenylbarbitol- Serve it up in a mystery stew, Now you're laughing till your face is blue! Should you giggle or should you cry? Now you're getting the evil eye, For chuckling during a funeral scene. But really, it's the nads in the soup tureen! Or a seeing-eye dog gets hit by a truck And you're feelin' down on your luck. Out jumps the driver- with coke bottle glasses! He can't tell the dog from the hole in his asses! Black com-e-dy, black comedy. It's an emotional catastrophe! Title Card: Seattle International Film Festival May 18- June 11, 2006