“Adios Amigo” :60
SFX: Ominous music
Anncr.: His reputation does not precede him. It just tries to keep up. His life flashes before other people’s eyes. A coffee table book about his life doubles as a coffee table. When he says the name of the seventh planet from the Sun, no one giggles. Yetis have always had a hard time believing he exists. There are two types of people in the world. He is neither of them. His space station parties have received noise complaints from Earth. He is the most interesting man in the world.
Music: Most Interesting Man theme
Anncr.: Raise a Dos Equis and say “adios” to the man who made interesting more interesting.
SFX: (beer pour)
Legal Anncr.: Enjoy Dos Equis responsibly. Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas, New York, New York.
Most Interesting Man (through radio, from space): Stay thirsty, my friends.