“Movie Line” :30
(Open outside a movie theater where dozens of fans are waiting for the opening of a science-fiction film festival. Zoom in on two young guys who are dressed as space creatures. They are having a heated discussion about their favorite sci-fi show)
Guy 1: How can you say that episode 13 is a mirror of 45?
Guy 2: It is.
Guy 1: (He breaks into alien language only die- hard fans understand) Gonk plu flirth.
Guy 2: No, you gonk plu flirth, Richard...
(He then opens his trusty episode guide)
Guy 2: ...Frathlan toetoe, Icculus nobes pimmann stup Rangar. Dar eck nubu episode thirteen. Dar eck nubu.
(While Guy 2 rants, Guy 1 sniffs his flavored coffee and then sips it. A calm comes over him. Then a moment of realization as he looks around at the stupidity surrounding him)
Guy 1: Yeah, I don’t want to do this anymore. I haven’t had a date in like...ever. I’m gonna go. Good luck.
(He rips off the alien prosthetic, hands it to Guy 2 and walks away. Cut to product footage) Anncr. (VO): Wake up and smell the coffee. Introducing Dunkin’ Donuts delicious new flavored coffees, in Vanilla Spice and Toasted Almond. (Cut back to remaining geeks in line)
Guy 3: (As our hero walks away) What a loser.
Anncr. (VO): Dunkin’ Donuts. Bring yourself back.