“Living Room” :30
(Open on a woman walking into the living room where she sees her husband on the couch and the Cenex Guy on his pedestal)
Woman: Honey, have you seen my (pause) who’s that?
Cenex Guy: I’m the Cenex Guy.
Husband: (Watching TV, ignoring her) He’s the Cenex Guy.
Woman: Who?
Cenex Guy: I’m a symbol for all the safe, dependable propane that heats your home.
Husband: Yeah, he’s a “symbol.”
Woman: (To husband) Is he staying for dinner?
Cenex Guy: Ah, well, I’m sort of here every day.
Woman: (To Cenex Guy) Well, are you spending the night?
Cenex Guy: I’m here every night, too.
Husband: Yeah, honey, look, he’s here every day and every night.
(Woman gives the Cenex Guy a flirty look. Husband sees her glance and then turns and looks at the Cenex Guy)
(Cenex Guy looks away)
Anncr. (VO): Cenex. Every day. Every night. Energy.