“The Sun Also Rises” :30
(Open on a vacant rooftop parking lot. An errant, dust-covered SUV careens up to the lot. The MINI Cooper is waiting. Poised for battle at each end of the ring, the MINI taunts the SUV with a self-assured flash of its lights. Their dance begins. The SUV charges, but is gracefully averted by our spit-shined hero. Onlookers point and gawk from surrounding buildings, safe from the bull’s lethal advances. Charge after ineffectual charge, the SUV is no match for the MINI’s speed and exceptional turning radius. The SUV makes one final bid for MINI blood, then dies in a cloud of engine smoke and shattered pride. To cheering fans, the MINI exits the parking lot victorious)