"No matter how new the music is, you're never too old to get a spankin' from your out-of-touch parents."(Open on an animated torso of a rock guy playing with his guitar with his tongue wagging. Cut to his angry father whose toupee flies off as he begins to roll up his sleeves. Cut to both characters confronting each other. Cut to the father who has his son bent over his knee, giving him a serious spankin. Cut to the MTV Spankin' New Music Week logo.